The Revenge of Villa Armando...
Tomorrow's the big day - I get to vote specifically against future Lifetime movie subject and flagrant Cocaine Republican, Linda McMahon. It's a widely known fact that she's secured the crystal meth vote here in Connecticut base solely on the expertly timed rumor that next year's Wrestlemania pay-per-view event will be free if she takes the Senate seat. We shouldn't discount this threat... for even though meth heads could only account for maybe five percent of the population in CT, that is a strong percent in voting numbers, especially if such hearsay can spur these Juggalos to get out to the poles.
This is the level of sadness we are saddled with... Pontiac is officially dead, we'll soon be at war with Yemen and the truly insane stand a fair chance to rise to power. Such is life.
On a lighter note; after seeing some pictures from this weekend's Rally to Restore Sanity, I can safely say that at least humor is still alive and well.
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