Do you face an upcoming decision that's weighing heavily on your soul? Are you in a predicament that's grinding your insides to stringy pudding, and there's No Hope? Are the bastards crashing down your door, right now, blood dripping from their chapped lips and murderous intent beaming from their bulging bloodshot eyes?
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Simply post the key details of your predicament in the comments section below and I will provide you with the most thorough, up-to-date, worldly, godawful advice I can muster. Leave it to me - I know how to make your situation worse!
Dear Maxx,
ReplyDeleteAs a single woman full of conflict, I ask you if I should switch from dick to chick.
Signed,
Slightly Dykey in New Haven
Will definitely be addressing this and any others tomorrow... keep em coming!
ReplyDeleteis robbing a liquor store a reasonable way to come up with the money to buy a new computer or should i just slowly save my penny's?
ReplyDeleteYour unemployed, your searching for a job, you've found one that will grossly under pay you and that your are clearly over qualified for, which the employer has even made mention of in the interview. This new job would pay slightly better than unemployment but with unemployment you are guaranteed at minimum of 72 weeks of that shit...and you could still look for something better in the mean time.
ReplyDeleteYour finally offered the job after a 2 week wait and you mention to this company that you are concerned about the pay. The potential employer reminds you that if you do not take the job offered to you that they can report you to unemployment for denying work and you will be kicked off. What would Maxx do?