How to Do Sex to Someone You Love

Intercourse can be a wonderful and intimate behavior do to someone you love - it can be a nice way to say "Hello," or just a simple way to show appreciation for a job well done. Sex can be done as an apology, but if you're not very good at it or you are not welcome to the sex you are attempting, it can be cause for apology! For some, it can also be an clever and industrious way to increase personal possessions or supplement income. To many, doing love is considered the classy and romantic way to wake someone in the morning! With this selection of advice, you too can be the intercourse aficionado.

Being limber is a primary concern. The risk of pulling a muscle during the act of love doing is high, especially for those who are overweight, elderly or out of shape. By definition, doing sex is a high impact, aerobic activity, and therefore should be attempted with a warmed-up body - there will be a lot of violent thrusting, especially if it's the first time, if you are out of practice, or if your partner is surprised.

Pick a location suitable to the sex you intend to do. For romantic occasions, surround yourself with soft surfaces such as a sandy beach, tempurpedic furniture or a pile of freshly raked leaves or horse hair. If the encounter is going to be brief, ensure that you are in a questionable area like a forest or gas station bathroom - you'll likely be standing throughout. Parking structures and downtown are to be avoided, particularly if your partner doesn't expect the sex to be done to them, as this may create a hostile environment and possible litigation.

Set the mood by choosing easily removable attire such as a tear-away track suit, and apply cologne or perfume to taste. Lighting candles, while a considerable fire hazard, can enhance the moment. The sex that you do should be like a song performed by the Pixies - soft, loud, soft, loud, soft, loud. To achieve maximum sex, do this until the event is completed. Do sex to many, do sex often, and do always sex!

Under certain circumstances, doing sex can be illegal - check with local law enforcement and describe in detail the sex you intend to do. Intercourse is known to cause complications in otherwise simple interactions. Use caution when doing surprise sex, because it can often be confused with unwanted sex, which is illegal. Depending on the number of participants, broadcasting the sex over the internet may be considered to be in bad taste, and is to be avoided. Remember to use a safe word when doing non-standard sex. Sex with minors is to be avoided as they are either wearing hard hats or too young. Doing sex in public places, while thrilling due to the possibility of being caught, is not an acceptable way to achieve maximum romance.