Pocket Kanye

Introducing the Pocket Kanye - the world's first travel-sized Kanye West. Kanye's dropped out of college and into your pocket! At a mere 4.5" tall, Pocket Kanye is short on stature but big on cred!

Pocket Kanye is perfect for use in the home or office. Invite Pocket Kanye to dinner parties. Tell Pocket Kanye your secrets. Use Pocket Kanye to interrupt boring conversations. Follow Pocket Kanye on Twitter. Pocket Kanye may be larger than life, but he's gentle enough for everyday use.

Each Pocket Kanye comes equipped with: venetian blind sunglasses, fashionable printed t-shirt, varsity jacket, questionable jewelry, denim trousers and Attitude!

Are you sick and tired of waiting on line to get into that hip new club? No problem - Pocket Kanye is on the guest list! Trouble with the ladies? As Pocket Kanye's Wingman you can enjoy his high quality cast-asides! Streets is tough? Pocket Kanye's got your back!

Auto-Tune not included. Pocket Kanye is not for everyone. Pocket Kanye is not recommend for use by teenage girls as they may become pregnant with child. Pocket Kanye was developed by a team of scientists by splicing Kanye West and Leprechaun DNA. To that end, Pocket Kanye is to be considered Irish for both Legal and Tax purposes. Pocket Kanye does not suffer fools. Do not crush Pocket Kanye. Pocket Kanye will not, under any circumstances, let you finish. It is not advisable to bring Pocket Kanye to Disney World, as he has a lifetime ban and may result in your forcible expulsion. Kanye West is no Q-Tip. Pocket Kanye may challenge you, at any time, to a game of his choosing. Should Pocket Kanye win the challenge, he is considered free and may choose to move back to one of his many luxurious homes. If at any point Pocket Kanye becomes wise to your games, Pocket Kanye will likely smack a bitch.