Giving Stuff to People in Person

Hi, my name is Maxx. I send lots of email attachments, that's why I invented Giving Stuff to People in Person. Giving Stuff to People in Person is a great way to transfer documents, information, personal information, cave drawings, actual things that exist, jokes, and communications.

Are you frustrated with the time it takes to attach files to emails? Does that snide little paperclip icon anger or provoke you? Do you feel frightened by the bigger paperclip man that tries, in vain, to help you with simple word processing tasks? Well, that last one is irrelevant here, but if the other things are on your naughty list this year, I suggest trying Giving Stuff to People in Person this holiday season!

With Giving Stuff to People in Person, I've created a whole new way to conduct work-related and personal business! Say goodbye to clicking that little paperclip! No more searching through file folders to find the file you wish to attach! Save valuable time and money! Order now!

Giving Stuff to People in Person is not responsible for loss of life due to shady dealings with unsavory types. Giving Stuff to People in Person is not recommended for children under 5 years old. Should you be given stuff in person by another person, be advised that the other person may have ulterior motives. When Giving Stuff to People in Person, be aware of your surroundings - the item you wish to transfer may be inappropriate. The elderly may not understand the concept of Giving Stuff to People in Person, as it overlaps with actually giving stuff to people in person, which is their standard form of document and goods transfer. Giving Stuff to People in Person is, and always will be, the preferred method of STD transmission.