Tampax Ipad

Introducing the Tampax Ipad.

Tampax has partnered up with Apple to bring you the world's most distracting feminine hygiene product. It's also the world's first computer designed specifically to be operated by a woman. The Tampax Ipad Sanitary Tablet is the high-tech connectivity solution for today's woman on the go.

The Tampax Ipad features all the ground breaking features found in the original Ipad: Touchscreen, WiFi, Photos, YouTube, etc... but has been designed to meet your specific needs. Take notes during meetings without sacrificing crucial eye contact. Check email while at the gym. Spreadsheets. Long gone are the journeys ladies room to gab; text messages can be sent and received all during comfortable, natural conversation - bringing Woman's Intuition to a whole new level.

Tracking your ovulation? There's an app for that. Feeling not so fresh? There's an app for that, too. Obsessed with Twilight's Edward Cullen? While we're legally obligated to deny that we have engaged in any development for such an app (or any related features utilizing the Ipad's silent alert mode), we assure you that you won't be disappointed. Wink.

The Tampax Ipad is not particularly absorbent. It is recommended that the Tampax Ipad not be used with Skype. The Tampax Ipad can also be operated by warm bologna but it is not recommended, particularly if WiFi is enabled - the bologna may use up bandwidth by checking email and surfing IMDB. While the Tampax Ipad has been tested and proven to work with men, it is not recommended due to questionable and potentially tragic results.