Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Form Blazing Sword

"Form feet and legs. Form arms and torso. And I'll form the head!" - Keith, Voltron

I guess it was a little premature and thoroughly ridiculous to compare what was happening in Egypt to the Thundercats - this much has been made obvious by what is happening in Iran, Bahrain and Yemen... not to undercut their precursor - that first instance of self-immolation in Tunisia. Due to these recent developments, I can safely say that this is clearly a Voltron-type scenario.

These five lions of the Muslim/Arabic world, having risen out of the sea, desert, cave, forest and volcano respectively, and are battling the forces of King Zarkon, Lotor and Haggar and their throngs of merciless Robeasts as I write.

Perhaps Kenneth Cole was right... maybe his new spring collection is The Tits - or maybe this is just another sign of the impending world-ending apocalypse. But until we can hash this whole thing out, I leave some small bit of sage advice for the collective peoples of the Middle East who have even the tiniest inkling of revolution coursing through their veins: Form Blazing Sword - immediately. For if you don't do it now, you'll only look back on these ripe, Halcyon Days with profound regret.

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