Has this ever happened to you: You get stuck in a rut, the same old thing day- in, day-out; every week is a series of Mondays until Friday, and then you feel like the weekend is already over? Oh, no! What can you do? The answer is simple - Mix it Up!
Mixing it Up is easier than you think - you can Mix it Up with things found around the home or office. You can Mix it Up with your friends and family, strangers or even your enemies! The key to Mixing it Up lies in the unexpected and irrational adherence to the whimsy of your id, and never saying no to your own ideas - no matter how hazardous they may be to you, your relationships or the people around you.
Mix it Up by surprise kicking a coworker in the balls. Light fireworks off in the kitchen during a party. Use someone else's toothbrush. "Borrow" a car. Tell someone you have a terminal illness then ask them to keep it a secret. Try to work obscure, illicit words like Houghmagandy into normal, everyday conversation. Pee on a dog. Make your own ticket book and try to pull over a cop. Steal something much too big and obvious to possibly get away with. Move to Russia, buy stock in MySpace, adopt a hobo... the possibilities are endless!
Tired of your awkward, mundane existence but don't have the gumption to initiate any real, lasting, positive change? Mixing it Up is just what you need! You can Mix it Up anywhere, any time and for any reason - you're only limit is your imagination! If you can think of it, you should do it - immediately - regardless of the consequences. The power is yours!
Mixing it Up is not for apathetic dullards. Mixing it Up may lead to arrest, injury, death, debt, severe blood loss, STDs, regret, diarrhea, vomiting, sky diving, destruction of property, loss of appetite, etc... When Mixing it Up with strangers, be aware of your surroundings and never underestimate the their threshold for violence. There is no Gray Area between Mixing it Up and Pedophilia - it is either one or the other. When Mixing it Up, it is recommended that all subsequent decisions are weighed more carefully to avoid what is known as the Bad Decision Snowball Effect, or BDSE, which exponentially increases the likelihood of death, injury or unwanted, bastard children. When Mixing it Up with a sexual partner, the use of a Safe Word is recommended. Mixing it Up works best when you are familiar with your surroundings, but it is not necessary. It is not recommended to Mix it Up while a Judge or officer in the US Armed Forces is present. The elderly and terminally ill should consult religious council or a Good Friend, but never a Doctor, before Mixing it Up.
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