Friday, February 4, 2011

Who Wants to be a Congressman

The American Government has always been for the People and by the People, but now the People have spoken!

This Spring on FOX, host Jeremy Pivon asks the question: Who Wants to be a Congressman? This innovative new style of Government brings the power to the people by way of their touch-tone phones - all with the entertainment value inherent to reality TV!

Political hopefuls from all walks of life will gather in major cities across the US for their chance at Political Super-Stardom. After being corralled into conference halls in luxurious locations such as the Holiday Inn Express in Pittsburg, PA and the downtown Milwaukee, WI Radison, hopefuls will perform their Stump Speeches in front of our Panel of Judges: Keith Olbermann, Glenn Beck and Regis Philbin.

After being selected by the Panel, nine lucky contestants will join the Judges in tumultuous Washington, DC to compete in a series of games and contests to determine who will be America's next Congressman. Immediately following each event the contestants must perform another Stump Speech followed by a Lightning Round of questions from reporters. Each contestant's performance will then be judged by the Panel, followed by an exiting round of viewer voting and subsequent elimination.

The first contest will be an obstacle course where generously oiled contestants will have to maneuver a series of complex legal loopholes and slippery moral quandaries. The second contest will test the contestants strength and dexterity by seeing which ones can uphold the Bill of Rights while dodging tennis balls fired by American Gladiator's Nitro, who will be posted at the ball cannon. In the third and final contest, the remaining contestants will participate in no-hold-barred hand-to-hand combat as portrayed by the Kumite in the movie Bloodsport.

American Politics have never been so exiting! Voting isn't just your right, it's your Duty! So get out there and participate! America's next Congressman, it could be You! Standard calling and text messaging fees may apply.

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