Something has gone terribly wrong with my mind. I have discovered the most upsetting scenario ever imagined. Steve Buscemi and Willem Dafoe having angry, misguided, quirky sex.I know where it all went wrong. Hanging out and eating grilled pizzas and enjoying a few beverages with some friends last Friday night, I was offered and sent home with an off copy of Boondock Saints II - All Saints Day. I was promised that it would be just as disappointing, if not more so, than expected. I was told that a Mexican now plays Rocco and a woman now plays the role of Agent Smecker (Willem Dafoe). I remembered how weird Willem Dafoe looks - and that a friend of mine has strange crush on him (she knows who she is).
Time travel through Saturday, more or less, straight on through to Sunday night. Watching Boardwalk Empire, I remember how weird Steve Buscemi looks. I remember how I remembered how weird Willem Dafoe looks, I remember how weird Steve Buscemi looks, I realize that the both look really weird and then my mind breaks and I remember how weird Willem Dafoe looked in the Original Boondock Saints when he's dressed up as the stripper then I realize how weird the two of them, Willem and Steve, would look arm wrestling, regular wrestling, having sex.
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