I Demand Satisfaction! Death to Assholes!

From a recent conversation with my close personal friend and known conspiracy theorist, Zac, I came to a meaningful conclusion about threats to our individual rights, and also realized the easy way to resolve the same.

I try not to think too long or too hard about Rights because I inevitably get a mind-breaking ice cream headache - but the simplicity of this vision came to me with the suddenness of street violence and with absolutely no forethought. People who wish to effect our rights get into power because no one has struck them down, and that is because the Duel of Honor has gone out of vogue.

Without Honor Dueling, any jerkoff can do whatever he wants - within the law - and get away with it, no matter how wrong or assholish it is. For example, Scott Walker would never have made it to Governor without being either shot or stabbed by a righteous man. And even if he did, there would be a line of middle-school librarians at his door, right now, demanding satisfaction. And I'd be willing to bet he doesn't have the stones to own up and face his maker against each poor bastard he's wronged or slighted.

So I pose this - we bring back the Duel of Honor, if for no other reason than to keep rich assholes from being rich assholes and shitty politicians from being shitty politicians. I hear if you head South you can get a lightly used set of dueling pistols cheap...

Scott Walker is a Poon

"Tommy used to work on the docks, union's been on strike, he's down on his luck. It's tough, so tough..." - Living on a Prayer, Bon Jovi


Very little is absolutely certain in Wisconsin right now, but just for grins, lets run down the facts shall we?

- Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker is an awful, greed-hungry, power-mad, vindictive, spiteful bully and big-time corruption-boner Poon who craps greasy corporate swag leftover from his weekly open-invite backdoor gangbang - clearly a lobbyist for the over $200k set.

- The general consensus of the work that teachers do is grossly underestimated. During those nine months they work just as much as anyone else does in a whole year.

- By reducing compensation, Wisconsin is attempting to push good teachers out of the state, and hiring scabs in their place. These are the people raising your children, you blind and arrogant dummies!

- Anyone with any clout in WI already sends their kids to private school. Of course they would rather see all those tax dollars go into the pockets of the companies they run, by way of tax incentives, etc... instead of schools.

- The WI Republicans are unbashfully anti-poor. Heed my words - within twenty years they will be stalking urban streets with automatic weapons, fine cigars hanging from gritted teeth, hunting man.

- There have never been so many Talking Heads on the News who earn dramatically more than $50k a year talk about how $50k a year is too much to pay a teacher, let alone the Middle Class. I'm sure their hair stylists make well above that.

- This may very well open the door to a new Anti-Union movement. Be warned: after worker's rights, civil rights go shortly after...