Showing posts with label Democrat. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Democrat. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 27, 2016

Team America - Not in the Playoffs

"That's it, man. Game over, man. Game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?" - Private Hudson, Aliens (1986)

Something horrible has happened over the past, oh, say - thirty years. Politics in America has become The War on America. But this one isn't fought out on the front lines, this one is trench warfare. The trenches are so deep that neither side can see anything that isn't two feet in front of their collective faces.

Team Politics has become so prolific, so rampant, that the enlightened serf of America who has been classically trained in the art of team worship and rivalry, has become a split-camped, foam-mouthed, rabid sociopathic rotten curd of the really underbelly-cheese. Blindly so do they frolic forth, vitriol streaming from both sides. It's as if they've been trained, from a very young age, that the other side poses a threat to their very way of life, to rob the coffers and send do-gooders to the pokey, and those baddies would sell out America to get what they want - and what they want is the purity of unfiltered evil. But here's the rub: both sides think this.

Wade through all the baloney, all the rhetoric, peel back the patina of importance, look beyond the talking heads - try, just this once, to participate in the Actual Truth, and this one fact will become blindingly clear. What is the real a-bo-bo of truth here isn't quite a lie, but rather, an exaggeration. What has happened over these thirty-some-odd years is that what was once a simple and well-intentioned leadership vote has been fueled by every throbbing pundit-exaggeration into a gas fire and can be distilled into one simple question: Are you ready to submit to orifice-probing by your new Martian Nazi Overlords?

The Truth: If everyone is so wrapped up in the greased-back slime pitch of either party, convinced that the opposite team is trying to destroy America - blood-lusting, screaming, frantic - guess who wins? Take a moment and think about who stands to gain the most when a royalty-free, content generating behemoth not only takes over the airwaves, but takes over all the attention, AND - and this is the big one - AND pays through the nose for a huge chunk of prime airtime throughout the land?

Could it be? Could the media be stoking the flames of discontent, only to sell airtime to a couple of bozos who it has been established that nobody likes - and everyone is on the sidelines lapping it up like a bunch of grateful strays?

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

The Tequila Party?!

No salt, no lime, just Latin Fury...

Early reports are coming in on this Tequila Party - which is essentially an offshoot of the Democratic Party, an ironic nod to the Tea Party AND an A-Team of Latin Politicians. Somewhere out in the deserts of Nevada, just outside the Las Vegas city limits, this kernel has been planted, and plans are being laid. Although the name is a little Daily Show, the idea is pure truth.

This is an important time for the Latin vote as it is gaining considerable steam. Immigration legislation is obviously an important touchstone in that community, and these people don't feel their voices are being represented by the Democratic Party - where they've thrown much of their weight. So the question remains: How and when are they going to rise up and steamroll the Border Patrol? 

So here we are, with a newly minted Tequila Party, a potential Patron Summit and a pending quiver of racial slurs that haven't even been invented yet... Here's what I know will happen: they will change their name from the Tequila Party to something more realistic but opposers will invariably call it the Taco Party no matter what they name it. These truths are self evident. What isn't plainly clear is that this will gain momentum, be branded more so than Obama's run at the White House and eventually spark a new Spanglish TV network (think WB but with mixed language programing).