Dog Wears Monocle, Decides Fate

The following excerpt is from a text message conversation between Jenny and I discussing whether to bring the dog to our friends place this weekend.

Key:
dj - Django, our Australian Shepherd
breeders - a term of endearment for adult friends with kids

Transcript:
Jenny: Do u want to bring him?
Me: Up to u
Jenny: No, up to u
Me: Up to dj
Jenny: How r we gonna know what he wants to do?
Me: He's very smart
Jenny: Yes, but do u think he will put on a monacle and sit upright in a chair sipping lattes while telling us his feelings on going to burlington 2 hang with w/breeders?
Me: Yes.
Jenny: Okay, well as long as he will express his feelings like that, I guess we're okay